汗~~~如今要赚眼球的话就要标新立异~~~就要悚然听闻~~~就要~~~~
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咔咔~~~话8二表~~~这位就是让LLF吃醋嫉妒咬牙切齿的SG~~~赵黑白是也~~~
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此男曾盘踞于北辰一居民区里~~~终日为猫粮折腰~~~孤苦不堪~~~后为LLF好心收留~~~以为从此洗心革面老实做猫~~~不想~~饱暖思YY~~此男鋒头一转~~改拜在我的裙下~~自此与恩公争宠~~并有后来居上之势~~
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其事一：
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每晚一见我准备就寝~~遂尾随而至~~蹬腹上胸~~耳鬓斯磨~~卿卿我我~~甚者湿吻不断~~轰之不走~~赶之不去~~痛斥充耳不闻~~LLF无机可乘~~锤胸顿足~~嚎啕不已~~~此公仍我行我素~~
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其事二：
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一日与LLF掉换床位~~此公夜半摸至~~深吻之下顿觉蹊跷~~始发现错矣~~恼羞成怒~~踏LLF寻Fanfan~~下脚倍狠~~~再至则绕床行之~~~不屑之情~~言语岂可表矣~~~
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其事三：
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前日出差~~致电家中~~喊此公来听~~嘘寒问暖后不见回音~~问LLF~~答曰~~此公正在床上枕下翻腾刨吃不已~~~继而翻腾刨吃于LLF身下~~愤恨之情难以言表~~~疑是LLF将我藏匿于某处~~使其只得闻声~~不得见人~~~
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其事四：
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昨夜黑白梦中惊醒~~嚎啕大哭~~呜噢不止~~后附人猫对话一段~~~~
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“哇呜~~~~”
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“哇呜~~~~”
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“黑白~~~~”
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“啊~~~~~”
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“黑白~~~~”
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“嗯~~~~~~”
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“睡吧~~~~~”
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“哦~~~~~~”
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转头~~~趴下~~~睡！！